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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:14

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

How often do you watch the news on TV?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do "flat-earthers" attempt to sail around the world to prove their theory? Would this support their belief in a flat Earth?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.